This is the best thing I have ever seen.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via jparker023)
“Whenever I’m mean to my mother, I always think how upset I’d be if my future child acted that way to me… It would break my heart.”
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When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
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(Source: wicked-hard, via jizzzabella)